Support PETA ! - eyy guys

eyy guys,
dis gui wunts halp

so der ez dis gui named peta,
whu luvs animals alot

he ezz doing alots of crazi thingz
2 save and help animuls

but i m disappoint, becasue only one guy
named peta is working alone

we need more support more help
me is an an atheist bt i knw if yall halp animal
god will halp you

-IfuM

Apple Tablet

eyy guys,
i am sick and wants ur halp !

ppl sae: apple 1 day, doctor away
n so me searched apple on inturnet

i found that dey giving appul tablet
i order it and it came to my hoem

but i dunt knw wut to do wit it
it is a appul tablet and maed of steel

also it costed a lot of money
and it is nt a tablet nor maed of apple

how can i consume its?
pls halp

-IfuM (c) 2014

eyy guys - Cancer, Aries, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus, Gemini and more

eyy guys,
me belive in equality,

yesterdae i vent to train stn,
n i see dat der is a speical cumpartment fur cancer ppl.

i mean wat da hel guyz !
y du publics born in julai get special treatmant ?

y dnt oder zodiacs get gud treatmant...
pie-sus, 2rus, capcorn, G-mini and oders get bad treatmant?

all shud b equal.
liek to not suport dis injuistice

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014

eyy guys - want justice?

eyy guys,
so mi wus at kourt the oder day.

soum man wus shouting 'i wants justice!'
judge sed 'u hav no proof'

stil da man wus very sad
and again he told 'i want justice!'

so stud up finally, vent 2 da court kitchen
came bak, n threw ice on de man's face

and said 'here is your ice, but y u want just ice?'
if you want more go to antratica.

now mi is in jail, wants a bail.

-Mufaddal IfuM Dewaswala (c) 2014

eyy guys - batman is a vampire

eyy guys,
i needs ur halp !

so i wus wit frand da oder dae, n v wer wakling on da stret
den he asked mi abut batmun

den i sed batmun is vampire
he sed no he ez not, den i explained him my theori

see first of all batmun is a bat
and vampires r bat too

bat drunks blood, so batmun must too
and vam-pei-year wears balck cloth and so does batmun.

n dis way i prove him dat batman is an vampire !
he ez stil not convinced

i need moar similaries to make my point dat batmun is vampire
post some of ur own points in cumments

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eyy guys - fix me a sandwich - people take you for granted

eyy guys,
i wants 2 tel u aal tht ppl tak u 4 granted

so me wus at a frnds place
we aal wer playing on exbox 360 and bs3

ma frnd thn told me 2 'fix a sandwich'
n i wus lyk 'ok'

so i went to the kitchen, there was no sandwich
fuhget sandwich i didnt even fynd sand nor witch

so me told ma friend 'where is the sandwich?'
he wus confused at 1st then i told him again

'dude, if u want me to fix ur broken sandwich, atleast tell me wer it is'
he wus angry and left

ppl these days, try 2 halp dem n dey take you for granted...
lyk/share if u thinks publics take u for granted too

#IfuM

eyy guys - the big bang theory

eyy guys,
so me wants 2 shar experience today

so me ws at a parti
it wus a casual party and fud was not gud

ma frnds wer taking about big bang theory
so i thught let me enter this coversashun

so id  went ther n told dem, 'isnt shell don copper da best?'
n ppl didnt knw who shell don copper wus.

in fact dey didnt knw who was penni, raj or harword.
dey is sadness publics!

dey thunk i am nt kool for knwing da real theory
wot du yu guys think?

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eyy guys - RIP ENGLISH

eyy guys,
i wants 2 talk abuot immortal gai.

dis guy ezz dead n alive again and again
aftur each of mai post this guy ceeps deathing

after my everypost ppl be comment RIP english
how can this person named english die again and again?

if he really ded then his soul be resting in peice long times ago
dont you thunk?

is he immortal or wat?
and i think dictationary is his close relative.

-IfuM
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eyy guys - home delivery

eyy guys,
i am not understand inturnet.

so the oder dae i wus online on shopping website,
and den i select 2 awesome clothes and a pear of shoes.

i was dune wit the shoping
i wanted them to dilevery this stuff at my house.

but i cannot find the option,
i can only see the home dilevery option, but i havent ordered any home.

where is the clothes and shoes dilevery option?
i mean website is so stupid it doesnt even sell homes still it has home dilevery option.

stupid shopping website.

-IfuM
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eyy guys - risks of online shopping

eyy guys,
i wants 2 give u a online advice.

so 1 fine day, i wus shopping in shop.
and one of ma frnd say 'dude y u no bye stuf online'.


so i said okay y not (big mistake of ma lyf)
so i went to an computar n ordered maself a bone plate.

aftur 3 days 2nights ma package finally came.
now guess wat? da bone plate was made out uf plastic n not bone.

stupid websites stole my cash.
so pepal dnt bye stuff online unles completely legit.

i hope u learning something with this posted. good buy.

‪#‎IfuM‬
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eyy guys - why dont lice live in beard

eyy guys,
so me wuz at byology clas da odar dae.

and techur asked questun -
y lice and oder parasites of head dont live in beard?

so aal publics of ma class answerd
things liek: there is no scalp, n conditions r nt favorable etc

but i thought liek shake sphere n Isaac Oldton (coz he is nt new anymor)
and said da answur wit ful canfidance, laudly i said

'they will fall due to gravity, dats y dey dont live in beards'
teachur n class both mind blow.

#IfuM
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eyy guys - impact of internet in our lives.

eyy guys,
me wants 2 shar exp of life.

internet and its pawer to change publics life.
hou inturnet changed 2 lives, 1 atheist and 1 theist

der was no inturnet 4 5 days in both condition
the theist and atheist wer very sad, day and nite dey were sad, sad, sad.

so on 6th dae atheist looked up and told 'if u xist then giv me inturnet'
and thesist told 'plz i wants inturnet.'

on da same day inturnet came for atheist
but not for thesist

and so today the atheist ez theist n theist is athiest.
both changd religun due 2 inturnet.
dat is da power of internut.

-IfuM
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eyy guys - wizards install softwares

eyy guys,
i finally find out y wizards r so rich

hairy potter, dumble door  n volemoth; how is they so reech?
de ans ez simple, dey aal works 4 microsuft.

whenevur we instal suftware
it ofen says, "a wizard wil install ur software"

microsuft pays dem for installing softwares
i find it sad that dey havent shown dis part of their work in the movies and books

anyways its okay, now you know.

#IfuM
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eyy guys - water is blue, sky is blue

eyy guys,
omgz government is cheater!

i saw the sea and rivur today, the water there is blue in colur
i also checked up piks on inturnet of sea and rivers, guess wht, its BLUE

guys our govrenment ppls are cheating us
watur is blue in natural form but dey are sending us transparent watur in our homes

we need protest, we need a movemnt, we need equality
watur shud nt be transparent it shud b blue

sumdae dey will even take colur off the skies
and we no see blue sky anymore

share post to create awareness amungst aal ppls

#IfuM
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eyy guys - best cat poem ever

eyy guys,
i haz 2 share a peom, etz very deep. as deep as jonny deep
hear it goes.

I LOU CATS

i lou cats,
coz dey dont wear hatz.

colur: wite blak broun,
dey r in evry town.

u save cat, cat save u,
bcoz rats caz plague,cats stop plague.

tiger r cat, lion was cat,
leopard ezz cat, panthur wil b cat
so many cat, dis world is cat

itz writen by ma frnd name 'Nice Teop'


#IfuM 
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eyy guys - why racism is completely stupid?

eyy guys,
me wants 2 pass a messgae to yall

wats up wit dis racial colur discrimination?
sum ppl have skin colur wite, while oders hav blak?

first of all; wite isnt a color and nor ez black
as we taught in skool, physiks, wite is combination of all colurs and blak ez absence of aal colurs.

so hw can ppl discriminate on basis of colur (as wite and blak r nt colurs...)

and doz publics who do rascism are just stupid.
so plz ppls dunt do racism, cuz jokes on U, as wite and black r nt colurs

pazz on messge so ppl who du racism know thier stupidity.

#IfuM
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eyy guys - drinking at 18

eyy guys,
i wants 2 share most cruel thing wit u.

so me was on fb the oda dae
and i see a status 'now i am 18 years, i can finally start drinking'

omgz guise, how did he survives with out drinking water?
maybe he haz to eat water's odher form ice
his parents maybe giving him ice 4 18 years, as ice ez solid n u can only ate it

dis is cruelty, image not drinking watur for 18 ears
plz share dis messgae wit all and stop dis cruelty

god blass aal publics

#IfuM
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eyy guys - delete sent emails

eyy guys,
need ur halp guise and gals.

i had send an email to a friends bymistake.
it ez video aboat a ship sinking in sea.
no its not the video of titanic, its just normal video of a ship sinking in sea.

after i sends the video i feel that it a very cruel weedeo.
ppl may have drown in the sea its cruel and i dont waant my frnds to see sad stuff, it maybe funny but it sad.
so i dont want her to watch it.

how i delete it? i has send t now i want to delete it.
hw can i do it? plz halp me.

-IfuM
Copyright 2013 IfuM

eyy guys - diabeties sweet dreams

eyy guys,
i wants to share peas of info dis tym.

ok so as yall knw ppl got diabeties.
its disease when ppl eat suger dey dies.

so dis is a global messaeg to all peopal who r reading dis.

if you are wishing ppl 'gud night' then dnt wish them sweet dreams.
coz diabetic ppl may die due to the 'sweet' dreams.


i hope you understund the gravity of dis situation
just paas dis message halp the world. it will be a better palace

#IfuM
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eyy guys - break a leg

eyy guys,

i wants 2 question u today.
do docturs really break legs in heart surgery?

so da oder dae me was at hostpetal
and i saw 2 docs talking,
and one doc say "i have 2do a hart surgery todae"
and the other doc said "break a leg"

I is really confused, wat is relation of hart wit legs?

however i think there ez sum connections between heart and legs, as when a people gets hart attack he cannot run, hmmmm moar research ni-ded.

#IfuM
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