Do
you breathe air?, mention it, how many arms do you have? legs? Maybe
eyes? Do you know how to use a toilet? Mention all these things and soon
your CV will be filled.
P.S. The (mean) average human has 1.99 legs, having 2 shows your super-human like qualities.
Don't be shy about your criminal past. You could even make things
up such as you're a drug dealer, been arrested for oppression or even
murder. Things like this will make them think you're really cool and
want to meet you.
Some good categories to include are: drugs
used, sexual partners, arrests and crimes not prosecuted for,
prejudices, religious feelings, political views, fetishes, favorite
dirty joke, and list your darkest secret for good measure.
**Hope it helps !
-IfuM
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